I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I will be naked everywhere
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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