But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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