All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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