whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Found the puke drawer
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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