At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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