My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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