Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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