Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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