I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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