I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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