let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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