so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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