How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
