You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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