he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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