Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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