You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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