I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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