I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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