question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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