I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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