oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
