: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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