We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Randomize
