She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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