somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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