i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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