Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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