We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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