what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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