She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
