just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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