Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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