Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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