I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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