lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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