make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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