just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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