return my video game
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Randomize
