in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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