:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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