After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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