So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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