I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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