I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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