Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I understand Curling. That high.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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