THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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