Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Everclear isn't food dammit
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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