He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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