She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There r osticjed everywhere
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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