they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I can't trust your balls anymore.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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