Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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